E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)Dumb Ass